I make mediocre paintings with wonderfully bizarre names.
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A Hot Day For A Hot Pink Dinosaur
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Chasm In The Blood Mines
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Flat Pale Blue Dot Society
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Frog Cuts The Moon In Half, From Below
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Inside Gwildor’s Cosmic Key From Masters Of The Universe The Motion Picture Starring Dolph Lundgren & Courtney Cox
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The Meat Sweats
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My Need To Possess You Has Consumed My Soul (Twenty Twenty One Halloween Five Minute Zero Talent Edition)
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Night Sweats
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Our Chef Prepares A Skinwalker Ranch Dressing
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Pac-Man Devouring His Ghost
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Prima Nochtmare
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Sausage And Broccoli Ice Cream
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Concerto In Skeleton Key Minor
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Self Portrait, Volcano On Canvas
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Seven Points In Space
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Skin Deep (Co-Painted with Gabriel Coll)
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Smiles Watching You
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Speeding In A Green Hill Zone
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Struck By A Helicopter Blade
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Terrible Picture
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Throwing Up Dinosaur Eggs
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Under The Weather
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Unfinished Foot
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Untitled Candy Water #17
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Waves On Peanut Butter Peach Beach